Showing posts with label Lesson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lesson. Show all posts

Friday, February 1, 2008

Lesson 2

Chejö Fans!

It's taim föh a nüh jessen. An öda wee tü becam cüj is tü swea! Üs as menny swea wöds as jü can...

Dät's it fö nau...


[Hello Fans!

It's time for a new lesson. Another way to become cool ist so swear. Use as many swar words as you can...

That's if for now...]

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Lesson 1

It's taim dät Softy geev jü sum aidia ön hau tü be cüj.

Sö hea's jessen wan: FJÖCK

Weneva jü eet ennyting, öjwees püt sum öf it intü jöa hea. Ennyting jü can find - jes smea it in. Öj peepej wij see: "EW - Hau discusting!" Bat dee dön't jiv in de föth dimension sö dee have nö aidia.


[It's time [that] I gave you some idea on how to be cool.

So here's lesson one: FLOCK

Whenever you eat anything, always put some of it into your hear. Anyting you can find - just smear it in. All people will say: "EW - how discusting!" But they don't live in the forth dimension so they have no idea.]