Chejö Fans,

Dis is unbejevibij! SÖ menny yeas have gönn by widout enny öf jüh missing Softy!

DAT'S NÖT WITE!

SOFTY'S CÜJ and tü pwüve it, Softy will give jüh öj a nü jesson.

Jesson Twee:

Smök!



Hello Fans,

This is unbelievable! So many years have gone by without any of you missing me!

That's not right!

I'm cool and to prove it, I will give you  all a new lesson.

Lesson Three:

Smoke!