Thursday, January 31, 2008

Lesson 1

It's taim dät Softy geev jü sum aidia ön hau tü be cüj.

Sö hea's jessen wan: FJÖCK

Weneva jü eet ennyting, öjwees püt sum öf it intü jöa hea. Ennyting jü can find - jes smea it in. Öj peepej wij see: "EW - Hau discusting!" Bat dee dön't jiv in de föth dimension sö dee have nö aidia.


[It's time [that] I gave you some idea on how to be cool.

So here's lesson one: FLOCK

Whenever you eat anything, always put some of it into your hear. Anyting you can find - just smear it in. All people will say: "EW - how discusting!" But they don't live in the forth dimension so they have no idea.]

9 comments:

Indy said...

Maybe I don't want to be cool...

Softy said...

hau can jü nöt want tü be cüj? Öj Softy's fans jav Softy becös öf Softy's cüjness!

Indy said...

I didn't know Softy was meant to be cool...

Softy said...

Softy is a sinnenim fö cüj!

Indy said...

You must be a very very rich bear then!

Softy said...

Wej - Softy nö wanna divulge enny infömesen. *blush*

Indy said...

Why not?

Softy said...

Jü ah a jettaböx wid a bit maut!

Indy said...

*nod* : )